Age

Ageless

Nicknames

Cat,
Psycho,
A. Bowler,
Chairman Meow,
Kynie &
The Legend

Address

Catford

Previous Clubs

All of them

Skills

Quoting 15 different swear words in one sentence at Opposing Batsmen

Biggest Influence

The Encyclopedia of Swear Words

Most Memorable Moment

Throwing bat at wife after being 'Run Out' without scoring!

Biggest Fear In Cricket

Umpires stopping me from 'Sledging' the opposition Batsmen

Worst Ground

Anywhere I haven't taken at least 5 wickets in a game

Most Memorable Moment

As a football referee, booking two of our cricketers and asking for their names!

Caree if not cricketer

Cat Burglar

Favourite Clothing

Pink Flee Collar

Favourite Food

Whiskas Cat Food

Favourite TV Prog

Top Cat

Favourite Group

Cat Stevens

Favourite Record

Cool For Cats

Favourite Transport

Catamaran

Season's Ambition

Not to swear at the oppostion
(that'll last all of two games !)

Favourite Comment On Pitch

Unprintable - sorry