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Two Perkins players shot !!!!!!
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| The Perkins committee is extremely concerned about the recent events of Perkins players being shot at Albert road. It all started when Tim Ball was shot in the back at a recent home game. It appears that a sniper is hiding in the long grass next to the Scorebox. Tim was quite happily batting away when he was hit in the back and had to retire hurt, thankfully he wasn’t to seriously hurt. We spoke to inspector Kornar of Scotland Yard and he sent Kevin Costner and some of his friends to sort the problem out. They sat on the grassy knoll for 6 days and nothing happened.So they set up a camera to record everthing that happened in that area, and left.Two weeks passed and no more players were hurt, but then in a recent touring game, Chris Speake was shot by the same sniper in the ribs which has |
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News Update
1st Team Round-up
2nd Team Round-up
Speakey Nurse shock
Perkins shootings
Real Slim Shady
New Players
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Theory of shootings contd…..
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| sidelined him for the last twelve days. Again the committee called in the Inspector from Scotland Yard and Kevin Costner came down and reviewed the camera recording. As you can see from the picture above which was taken from the last committee meeting Kevin came up with a theory. Tim was shot at, and the bullet bounced off the stumps at the other end of the pitch and grazed Bally across his back, the bullet then lodged itself in the middle stump. Two weeks in the touring game, a wicket fell releasing the bullet in the direction of Speakey grazing him across his right ribs and coming to rest in one of the trees along Albert Road. If you have any info on this subject please ring 01234 567890 . |
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