31st July 2000

Volume 2 Issue 2

The Real Slim Shady !!!!!!

Slim has decided to advertise his haircut in the Shropshire Star.
Inside this issue:

News Update

1st Team Round-up

2nd Team Round-up

Speakey Nurse shock

Perkins shootings

Real Slim Shady

New Players

Spec

New Players

It appears that the recruitment of 5 new first teamers has not gone down well with the rest of the team. These five players applied as all rounders but had to be turned down on the fact that even they are too big to play Perkins. It is official that the benchmark weight of the first team is 11 stone, so you skinny players better start bulking up. .


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