Caption Competition

I decided this issue to start up a competition for supporters and players. I have in my grubby little paws a baseball cap that says on the front "GET FIT" and on the back it says Panasonic, it's dark blue with a brown suede peak and it's yours if you can come up with a caption for the photo on the right. All entries will be judged by a panel of umpires including me , Graham and Mal . The umpires decision will be final and any complaints will be laughed off. (by the way the cap was donated by my cousin,it hasn't been worn and one size fits all).
Here are some I did :-

1) Mal Says to Bird " Ok you can lead this time but next week it's my turn"

2) Bird says to Mal " you put your handbag down and we'll dance round it"

3) Mal walks over to Bird and says nothing . Mal looks at ground , Bird stares at photographer, still silence. Mal sighs , Bird sighs, Mal calls Bird a pommie git and Bird calls Mal a fat Aussie b!"£&rd and the pair walk away.

4) Mal spots a doughnut on the ground and hopes Bird won't notice, so he can have it next over.